If I were an equestrian, I'd be the headless horseman given (M)y luck lately
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I (M)ade my bathroom floor rather wet in the process of taking this, so I hope you enjoy it
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I want to be a reverse Santa Claus and (M)ake *you* say "Oh, Oh, Oh!"
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Not sure whether Alice in Ropes would be the kinkier or less kinky version of Alice in Chains (M)
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Going head to head with some stiff competition at the boner contest (M)
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"Hit the ground running" sounds like a potentially catastrophic accident (M)
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