My aunt may only have an above-ground pool, but I'm there whenever possible.
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"It's nice and smooth for you this time, uncle. Thanks again for letting me stay over."
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My sister's practice was rained out yesterday. So, she asked if we could hang out instead.
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"I know it's your apartment bro, but I don't want to sleep on the couch. Can't we just snuggle?"
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"One more kiss for the camera, mom. Then we'll see how sturdy those chairs are"
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There's nothing more satisfying than coming home to see you've raised your family right.
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Sleepovers with my cousin have gotten better since we stopped wearing clothes and condoms
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Mom isn't a football fan, but she still comes to my apartment every Sunday.
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Mom's insistence on maintaining eye contact turned me on even more.
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Wild hair wasn't the only change. My sister came back from college used to getting some every night.
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When my cousin finally shed her bathing suit in our pool, all the shmoozing was worth it.
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"Your uncle is finally asleep. Now nephew, what did you say you wanted to do to me?"
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Sometimes when sis won't stop texting mom, I just send back a photo of why she's busy.
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After my dad proposed to her mom, my new step sister suggested getting to know each other better
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After I won Strip Pool, it was my cousin's turn to pick our activity. She chose well.
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When my aunt hired me on as trainer, I knew she couldn't just want to get in shape
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Dad warned me about mom's mid-life crisis, but I don't mind being her snapchat buddy one bit
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I thought watching my cousin this summer would be a chore. But it hasn't turned out to be.
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Don't worry mom, that's just the maids. Dad won't be back for another hour.
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All it takes is a few cocktails before mom and her sister start competing for my attention.
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I could tell the exact moment mom realised what she had been missing out on all these years.
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Mom usually only dips her toes in the pool, but I aim to get her wetter.
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