She may be working for two now, but my sister still makes time for me.
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As a caring brother, I had to demand a shotgun wedding under the circumstances. Even of myself.
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Since I'm living on a family farm, I might as well enjoy the traditional benefits.
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Some iffy decisions you can just walk away from. But my cousin isn't going anywhere.
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These days, my sister can get me up without ever having to leave bed.
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When sis hogs the bathroom now, at least she sends me a message "let's share it."
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Before offering a pity-bang, I should have made sure my sister was on the pill...
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Every night, I wait for Daddy to blow his boy bubbles into my baby baker.
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Mom warned me about activities that kill brain cells. I'm starting to think she missed one.
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My sister needs somewhere to hide away for a little while. My place was the natural choice.
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I knew sis and I shouldn't have bought that casting-couch for our apartment.
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I grew cautious after our little accident. Mom feels freer than ever.
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"If I'm on house arrest for the next couple months, at least give me something to do bro."
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Mom may have turned to me after dad walked out on her. But neither of us was expecting triplets.
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None of my sister's clothes fit her anymore, so I got that going for me.
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