Mom said she was preparing a surprise for me when I get home. I wonder what it is
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Whenever I take my mother out for a nice dinner, I get a room just in case.
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"Daddy, can you please take a look at this, I think something is starting to swell."
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"Don't worry honey. I'm already punishing our step-daughter for staying out late again."
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Mom said she needed help in the kitchen. I thought I was going to stuff the turkey, not stuff her
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I've been teaching my sister some proper techniques, but we have a lot more practice ahead.
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My nephew invited me to Bourbon Street, sure. But he puts a very high value on beads.
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I love dancing with my sister at parties, because I can feel when she's ready to leave.
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I like spending time with my sister too, but mom usually beats me to it.
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On an overnight road trip, my sister and I had to make a few pit stops.
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Daddy always likes to inspect what I am wearing before I visit my brother
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My mom's cupcakes are always a hit at the yearly bake sale
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"That's it sweetie, mommy's here. Let mommy fill you with all her warmth."
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I'm starting to like hanging out at my aunt's house while her husband is out of town.
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