Someone suggested that I post here, and I think this image of me at my hairiest is a good fit
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You were scoping out my package so hard, I could feel the mail gaze
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The end of the month, when cops have to meet their quotas, is cuffing season
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I was trying to follow the lines of my V, but I instead look like I'm presenting my dick.
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My arms and legs are pretty smooth, so guys never see this bush coming
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Going head to head with some stiff competition at the boner contest
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Idea: Toy Story, but with sex toys. You could even still have characters named Buzz and Woody
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*Everything* is a chemical. That includes the little surprise on my tip =]
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