I cannot blame mom; dad was away once again and she was really horny
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I did not quite understand when sis said, will you kiss my head please?
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Pissing my gf off means I have to go hungry for the night - I learnt it the hard way
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It's her night to do the dishes. But she knows I'll do them for her, again!
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I only asked step-mom for a little Skype chat, but it quickly escalated
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Dad does not take care of step-mom properly; so she took matters into her own hands
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Sister's mirrors are always shiny: She uses a special mirror-polishing cream
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Mommy lets me into her bed whenever I have scary dreams. Or wet ones.
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Guess how surprised I was, to find my mom like this by the poolside
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Step-mom said: you must have this milk-shake; it is good for your health
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"I saw you daddy, ogling me out by the pool. You don't want to wait until bedtime tonight, do you?"
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Step-mom is not someone to hide things from me; I love her open-mindedness
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Mom said: Will I look too casually dressed for my dinner date like this, son?
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Neither is even remotely a dancer; yet my sis and gf want to try for "Dancing with the Stars"
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To let step-mom sit back and relax, dad does all the chores once in a while
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