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from #thread (https://reddit.com/r/NSFWFunny/comments/5n56yw/wife_i_want_to_be_sure_you_will_be_a_good_boy_if/) by @Saymonn

Yeah this is funny, but put a padlock on her down there and omg national crisis...
plot twist, he is sneaking off to a gay bar.
Hell, I would want that for myself. No more random boners and the wife could attach it to herself and use it on me!
A [detachable penis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE), as it were.
I would probably have an E14 socket :/
couldnt I just use my mistress' boyfriends?
What if we started a band with that name...
King Missile.
there's a whole sam kinison bit about exactly this
So many fascinating possibilities. Are they interchangeable? Anyone want to trade?
But does detaching it make aiming where you pee more difficult?
The only real problem I see with this, is for example your soon to be ex is pissed at you, waits, when you fall asleep and steals it... :O