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When the tide comes in we'll never get the smell off them fish.
I'm offended, I need a personal offering. ?
Hey, it's me, Poseidon
I've always thought it would be easy to escape from being staked into the sand. It's just sand right?
the gods will be pleased by this!
Can't believe no one has asked, can we get a name?
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
I'd be out of that water like a flying fish trying to land in her.
a sea lion is more likely. Yikes!
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Poseidon here, I'm quite pleased with that offering. Expect calm seas and always a favorable breeze in your sails for quite some time.
On behalf of Lord and Master of the Seas I must remind everyone that only virgins are acceptable sacrifices.
She looks sticky.
I read that as "An offering for the president", and thought to myself, "well, I guess so". Then my mind went on a philosophical rampage, and I completely lost my boner, and had to pull the dildoe out of my ass. Ruined, but not in a good way. Thanks for making me think shitty things, OP