8 XXX : asstastic

Just by taking one look, I can tell you're doing it wrong. The lights go around the tree, not around you. I'm not sure who taught you how to put up lights, but you need to forget everything they taught you.
"Christmas tree lights tentacle monster rule 34"
Are you trying to find your lost son?
Your suppose to tie yourself to the bed post with those light. Let me help you to the bedroom
I think they taught her just right. This is my new Christmas tradition
Just a lil' knot Russ.
I'll help, but I need to take care of something first...
I'd help, but I can't stop looking at your ass..
Ho ho ho!
There's a Christmas tree I wouldn't mind having up in my house. :)
I can see that there is a plug in needed
Well...I have a new fetish.
Same thing happened to me after watching a YouTube on how to string lights on a tree
It's going to be a white Christmas
Instructions unclear, dick caught in light socket.
It is a lost cause, Fuck It!
I've seen stranger things. Get it?