8 XXX : AsianHotties

Stealthily rummage through your stuff looking for cash and other valuables. I also empty the minibar. Never trust a stranger dude ?
Walk put because I don't know who you and your wife are
Knock you out, take a dump on your chest, post the photo on reddit, play chess with your wife, and later whip myself with my own belt on the edge of your bed for taking a shit on your chest, and possibly cheating during [chess](https://media.giphy.com/media/3oriO5EMLxl1f7funu/giphy.gif)
Call the police.
order lobster from room service and charge it to your room...
Turn around as she has not consented and that's one easy charge
Pinata?
Politely decline
You wife looks a shitload like the girl I just broke up with.