8 XXX : palegirls

Get you some clothes cuz obviously you look like you cant afford any.
Say "I must have the wrong house" and go home.
1. Wonder how I got to your door 2. Wonder why I'm at your door 3. Wonder why someone I've never met is answering their door nude 4. Wonder how I'm going to get home because I am obviously lost P.s. Love all the normal decent human being responses here. Instead of "smash dat pussy, raaawrgg"...
Hand you your pizza and ask for your signature
Throw you back in the ocean because you're clearly an escaped mermaid. #BuildTheWall
Say something that sounded a lot cooler in my head.
Stammer like an idiot while I failed not to stare.
Excuse me ma'am would you like to here about Jesus Christ put some clothes on!
Rush you into the bathtub. You must be going crazy as a mermaid out if water.
Suggest we eat sushi?
"Have deep, unprotected sex with you unknowing of your sexual history and fuck you until the cows come home?" Is this the answer you're looking for?