8 XXX : FestivalSluts

Bonnaroo is about 20 miles from where I live and hits the same time as Riverbend. Every year the wife and I see the state and local cops pull over every hippy VW van and pull everything out while searching it with drug dogs on all the local interstates the week before, during, and the week after Bonnaroo. Moral of this story: don't look like you are transporting drugs in East Tennessee during the month of June every year. You are asking for trouble.