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A guy is taking his girlfriend to the prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets tickets to the prom. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually rents a limo. He goes to buy her a corsage. The line at the florist is really long but he eventually buys the corsage. At the prom, his girlfriend asks him to get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.
God fucking damn it's been forever since I've seen you post. Looking great!
I can't think of any with those titties in front of me.
Why do women wear make up and perfume....
Are you a chicken farmer? Because you seem to be raising my cock.
What's long, hard and full of seaman? A submarine
What do you call cherry on the end of a straw? A virgin repair kit with a plastic applicator.
I'd love to but i have a sudden loss of concentration
What's the difference between a hippo and a zipper? Ones really heavy, the others a little lighter.