Probably high five myself
Probably tell you to get some gloves on cause the shitters clogged
Um, wait, if I woke up to this? Completely random and out of the blue I woke up in a strangers house staring at her ass?
Step 1: Fall into a panic.
Step 2: Try to figure out what the fuck is going on.
Step 3: You'd probably be waking up now from my panic attack, and you'd realize that there's a naked man screaming in your bed. I'm guessing you'd start screaming too.
I'd assume I'd been drugged and taken here against my will, you'd assume I was a rapist who broke in, I'd probably start flailing and break your nose, you'd get me arrested.
But I'd get to see that ass up close so all in all I'd count this one a win.
Will slap your ass and tell you to go make coffee
"Eat it from the back" - R. Holliday
Solid advice.
Eat that arse for breakfast.
Tell you to hit the snooze button & snore in your ear for another 15 minutes.
Slap your ass and offer you coffee??
Ever been pinned down flat and buttf----d?
You would be.
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Probably tell you to get some gloves on cause the shitters clogged
Um, wait, if I woke up to this? Completely random and out of the blue I woke up in a strangers house staring at her ass? Step 1: Fall into a panic. Step 2: Try to figure out what the fuck is going on. Step 3: You'd probably be waking up now from my panic attack, and you'd realize that there's a naked man screaming in your bed. I'm guessing you'd start screaming too. I'd assume I'd been drugged and taken here against my will, you'd assume I was a rapist who broke in, I'd probably start flailing and break your nose, you'd get me arrested. But I'd get to see that ass up close so all in all I'd count this one a win.
Will slap your ass and tell you to go make coffee
"Eat it from the back" - R. Holliday Solid advice.
Eat that arse for breakfast.
Tell you to hit the snooze button & snore in your ear for another 15 minutes.
Slap your ass and offer you coffee??
Ever been pinned down flat and buttf----d? You would be.