8 XXX : GWNerdy

Drops dice in a fit of clumsiness
History would lead me to not trust any of my D20's... But I'd give it a shot & hope for the best. Critical failure, here I come!
Normally I'd go with Persuasion, but I feel like convincing you isn't really the challenge here. So maybe some Acrobatics, or Sleight of Hand? Hell, maybe some old school Use Rope.
Initiative! Nice bush btw
So..... How do you want to do this?
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I'd go for that nat 20
I attack by throwing a piece of paper at her! *rolls a natural D20* her clothes rip apart from the attack, leaving her completely exposed ;)
Probably a dexterity check, followed by a few constitution saving throws.
In bed if you want ;) yes I'm missing a good dnd reference but oh well.
Nat 1 cream pants
That's my second favorite shirt from lootcrate!
Ranger. Always know exactly where to hit it.
probably 1 with my luck....
A nat 20 for having the same shirt!
Trick question. I'm the DM... What do YOU roll?