8 XXX : GWNerdy

*Hogwarts houses, by sexual stereotypes-* **Gryffindor**: The most enthusiastic, with the highest sex drives. They almost always make the first move. They're not shy about what they want, and they want it *now*. **Hufflepuff**: The most considerate lovers. They really want you to have a good time, and are the most likely to cuddle after. They will probably bring you breakfast, too. **Ravenclaw**: They may seem shy, but it's always the quiet ones- Study hard, fuck harder. Ravenclaws have probably invented a few creative uses for the usual spells. *Engorgio* is just the start. **Slytherin**: I hope you have a safe word, because it's about to get weird. 50 Shades of Grey is a poor imitation of what a Slytherin has in store for you. You'll be on your knees begging for more, just the way they like it.
Really? Nobody's gonna stand up for Ravenclaw? I'm disappointed, y'all.
You make a very strong case. But Slytherin girls do all the forbidden things. ;)