8 XXX : GoneMild

Stare
Get caught looking lol
Stare, realize I've been staring to long, over correct and look into the sun, burn my eyes, then accidently bump into you and apologize profusely.
Try not to stare. Stare a lot.
Stare. Then wonder if it'd produce odd tan lines.
Stop, drop, and roll, cause you set my pants on fire
Stare. And find a reason to turn around and come back for a second third fourth look
Probably walk into a lamp post whilst looking
Prob take a mental picture and beat off the next day in the shower...if ya want an honest answer
Act like a gentleman and try not to stare them continue on my way because cat calling women is a dumb thing to do.
Ask where your pants are
That's a shirt?! I'd take you to buy more of those.
Pinch myself, then again.
In Chicago in November? Probably offer you my coat then buy you hot chocolate.
Realistically, stare for a little bit, then sadly keep on going knowing that your boyfriend is going to love seeing you later that day.
Definitely would say "hello"!