8 XXX : gonewildcolor

I'm hoping for a few penetrating questions at interview..
Do u need my resumé cuz I been told it's "fucking" incredible. C what I did there?
What are you looking for? Plumber to lay some pipe? Demolition man to knock down some walls? Interior decorator to feng shui your insides?
I'm just the man you need. It doesn't even matter which position, in fact I would like as many positions as we can think of...
What positions are available I'm very willing to up skill if necessary
Damn where do I apply?
I'd give you what I've got, though you probably would see that *coming* ;). Why would you want the short and sweet? Can't we make the interview last a bit? You can give me a chance in all positions you need a filling
I'm available now and can work multiple shifts, were do I apply!!
Ill fill that out. Where do i apply. Make sure to write yes please in the sex box! My resume is kind of "long" though ;)
I'm available 24/7/365 and i have no shame and no reservations about trying or doing anything.