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Lefty loosy righty tighty
[Porque no las dos?](http://i.imgur.com/SxprH.gif)
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; 5 Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, 10 And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. 15 I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
/u/doubledickdude would simply reply, "Yes."
Can I phone a friend?
Yes.
Left?
Why not both?
Tongue in right, cock in left.
Left. All day.
left then right
Perfection