8 XXX : GoneWildSmiles

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. [Fight Club](https://youtu.be/jx41zAud_Uo)
That looks like some beautiful scenery.
lol I believe it! TSA has stopped me multiple times for a pat down cause I don't shave my bush. I've got some other border stories, but not all of them are innocuous. Glad it didn't interrupt your vacation!
Assplay, hot sex, beer connaisseur, movie buff. Your hubby is one lucky bastard.
***Smile of the Week!*** * 1 Star!*
Hand made paddle with devil faced studs on one side, the young lady at security blushed, smiled and handed it back to me - no words were spoken, a lot was said... You have the best series of posts of your vacation ever! Never seen anyone enjoying themselves quite so much - thanks for sharing.