8 XXX : GoneWildSmiles

What does derevocsid and a Thanksgiving turkey have in common? Their breasts look delightful covered in gravy.
Two snowmen standing in a field. One says to the other "Do you smell carrots?"
Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task? A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
My daughter asked if I could go to a 50 cent concert. I said, sure, here's a dollar- take your brother
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducked.
Amazing ?
[butterfly in the sky](http://i.imgur.com/o0Wck5t.jpg)
Here is a dumb popsicle joke for you: What sect of Chritsianity does pasta belong to? Pene-costal.
Two tortoises standing in the rain. The first looks at the other and says "Do you find, that when it rains, your lip fills up with water".. The other replies..."no" Its a visual joke
Very nice laughter is the best medicine
Only a pinch?
I can't think straight, my mind is distracted at the moment... ;)
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab?