8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

/r/showerbeer
Oh God, how disgusting! Its a Miller Lite
Water birth. And it's a BEER!
She can only blame herself when no penis on earth can pleasure her. Or maybe that's what drove her to this... A real chicken or egg thing we have here.
There's no confusion here
First thought is /r/holdmybeer
At last, a use for Lite.
Yeah no confusion here at all, this is what I masturbate to. Except it's usually the back door as well.
Eww, I hate warm beer.
Best dispenser ever!
I'd call this more so mesmerizing than confusing
Ah, fuck. Can't unsee that.
So that's why it tastes like piss!
Congratulations! It's a Beerby
So that's what Miller lite is for...
Good for smuggeling beer into the cinema
I want to see how she gets it in. Certainly, it can be easy. Can it?
Why are we underwater?
It's pretty good backwards too. https://gfycat.com/SaneKnobbyDassierat#?direction=reverse
.....*and* THAT, *Timmy, is why daddy doesn't drink Miller Lite.*
LIT
Wellp.
"Das lit"
Ain't nothing confused about this boner.