8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

Do you want a rug burn? Because that's how you get a rug burn.
When my wife does this at the end of the day it means she needs a hug, some marshmellows, a cold coke, a heated blanket, and usually video games.
I AM SO CONFUSED
Obviously this isn't at all confusing and OP is a complete moron, but who is this insanely attractive girl?
Girl with nice physique in face down ass up position, in *my* /r/ConfusedBoners? It's more likely than you think.
Now this is the confusing boner content I'm looking for
>not a single drop of shitty makeup ruining that carpet I'm thoroughly impressed.
Love that absolutely deadpan look on her face lol
OP is a gay robot. Nothing confusing about this, C3PO
She looks like she is sarcastically playing Nightcrawlers.
FACE DOWN ASS UP; THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO...
No confusion here.
This belongs in /r/lordosis