8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

[Relevant](https://media.giphy.com/media/zT5TmHtpBwq6Q/giphy.gif)
Hell, I'll try anything twice.
Dudeee planks mom is a 10, Grqde A MILF material
I'd nail that
Oh yeah. Got wood?
Splinters
Flat as a board and easy to nail
When you go out into the woods looking for forest porn but you have to settle
Birch I might.
I would walnut all up inside that.
I'd [tap](http://indianapublicmedia.org/eartheats/files/2012/02/tapping-maple-trees-940x626.jpg) that.
It's a fossilized dryad. Or possibly a fossilized spriggan.
7/10 - It gave me wood.
Maybe knot!
[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMvtzpigvo4&feature=youtu.be&t=1m31s).
I wood knot
Yes I wood. With [this](http://i.imgur.com/Ln4hrSt.jpg)
Nah, it's got weird ass knotiolas and like no actual burls. 0/10, would not bang.
Wood I!
No
How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?