8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

The entire Aliens series was sexual. The xenomorphs had penises for heads, facehuggers raped people in the mouth & were meant to look like vaginas, even the sets were meant to involve something sexual.
New fleshlight model incoming.
Little did people know that it wasn't the politicians or the diplomats or even the marines that brokered the peace between humans and xenomorphs, it was a guy called pirahna who decided to stick his dick inside one of the facehuggers.
Would fuck
no boner, no confusion
"...for the ultimate in reach-around pleasure!"
Believe it not but xenophilia is a thing
Facehugger got two buttholes
Eh. Yeah alright I'll do it Even though it'll prob put an alien in my dick
Have they made flesh lights of these yet? Feels like there's an untapped market for the hardcores, joke gifts, and out in the open sex toy enthusiast here.
I had an ex gf that looked like this