8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

You realize those are hooked fucking teeth in there right? This is nightmare shit, hardly confused about wanting to shove my better-and-a-half into a fucking meat cuber.
Lamprey, not eel. Eels have jaws. I'm fucking crazy at parties, I tell you.
no boners here
Lampreys are agnathans, not eels. They're jawless fish, and all eels have jaws
The only part in confused about is how this is confusing? 100% boner here
Nature's fleshlight.
Nope...
Nothing confusing here.. no boners either..
Finally, something for all the vaginal dentata fetishists out there.
They are screaming for dick.
Be careful. Don't want to get Ripley on your dick.
Is this just a pot with lamprey heads sticking out, who does that?