8 XXX : traps

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year. ?
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
There once was a little family of moles; Baby Mole, Papa Mole, and Mama Mole. One day, someone outside their mole hill was making breakfast. Papa Mole sniffed the air and said, "I smell pancakes!" He ran as fast as he could out the door, but got stuck in it. Mama Mole was woken up by the noise, then she smelled the breakfast too, saying "I smell waffles!" So she ran as fast as she could out the door but got stuck next to her husband. The sound of the two moles stuck in the door and scurrying around woke up Baby Mole. He sniffed the air, and said, "I smell molasses!" >thank you im here all week try the veal also thank my mother for this one