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Lol the meme sweater xD
I would love for you to take my virginity with that sweater!
Sweater or nt, you are the girlfriend I have been waiting for.
You're looking amazing in it!
:3 great album
This is far too good to be true.
That sweater would look better with a stain *wheezes. Sarcasm and jokes aside, looks good on you.
You're so ridiculously cute... and sexy at the same time. I'd love to be pelted with kisses by you <3
Looks great on you!
I'm at a loss for words for your beauty.
Allow me to take you out to a steak dinner. I'll provide the meat of course.
Gosh you are so cute in that sweater >_<
What if...I'm in love with you.
Lol probably, that meme really took off so I wouldn't be surprised if there was a high demand. I'll have to look into getting one, it's super cute xD
I can't imagine how excited the sweater was to discover who'd be wearing it
Didn't see what subreddit this was then had surprise bollocks. Very convincing
Now I know why it's called the virgin killer, there's no more blood for my heart to pump.