Dear goodness... the way your ass grips around that hook is too much. Where did you find that hook? You know... for "room decoration" ;)
When I first saw the title, I thought it meant 'doing it to yourself'. And then I read the beginning of your comment, and imagined receiving a box of stuff from my mom with an anal hook in it.
After I gouged my eyes out while praying for the technology in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to be invented yesterday in the useless hope of never picturing that image in my brain again, I finished the comment and realized it was a door hanger.
Don't I feel silly.
MacGyver would be pleased
..and very turned on!
I know I'm being kinda pervy, but I always love it when you do anal play.
Mmm, fantastic.
Oh I bet your a blast to play with
Well done!
I'm going to get an erection the next time I go to ikea.
Good gril.
Thata girl!
Do you need any assistance in preparing the patent application?
I applaud your dedication in the absence of a proper Dom.
You're the hottest female on reddit
When I first saw the title, I thought it meant 'doing it to yourself'. And then I read the beginning of your comment, and imagined receiving a box of stuff from my mom with an anal hook in it. After I gouged my eyes out while praying for the technology in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to be invented yesterday in the useless hope of never picturing that image in my brain again, I finished the comment and realized it was a door hanger. Don't I feel silly.
MacGyver would be pleased ..and very turned on!
I know I'm being kinda pervy, but I always love it when you do anal play.
Mmm, fantastic.
Oh I bet your a blast to play with
Well done!
I'm going to get an erection the next time I go to ikea.
Good gril.
Thata girl!
Do you need any assistance in preparing the patent application?
I applaud your dedication in the absence of a proper Dom.
You're the hottest female on reddit