8 XXX : PokePorn

Shitty my ass. This is probably better than the actual translation.
This is not an actual translation. It's more of a nonsense translation that I came up with, slapping in awful puns, references and dialogue. I hope you guys still like it, or at least get a good laugh out of it! :D
So. Many. Pokepuns
We need more translations from you.
> Choice Banded Mega Garchomp YOU FOOL. MEGA POKEMON CAN'T BE CHOICE BANDED BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO HOLD MEGA STONES (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MEGA-RAYQUAZA, THE CHEAP FUCK) 7.8/10 LITERALLY UNREADABLE.
For a shitty translation it was great. The puns were actually not that overused either (like I've seen in some doujins) I give it a 5/6 max IV's, (equivalent to a 9/10 rating)
As someone who understands Korean, this is absolutely *nothing* like the original text, but man did i get a good laugh out of it.