8 XXX : TotallyStraight

For anyone who has seen Michelangelo's David, it's not about the dick, it's about the ass.
[His tumblr](http://texasholdem28.tumblr.com/)
Oh. My. God. Do. Want.
The original David statue actually had a much bigger member. The pope at the time made Michelangelo recarve the statue to a more modest, 'pure' size. Whatever that means. Lol. Honestly, let's be thankful David has a dick at all; the previous pope had all the sentry go through rome and smash the dicks off the naked statues. That's actually where the whole leaf cover thing came from. It was artists editing to the damage that had been done to the art and making the statues appear more innocent.
I don't think this guy would be happy dating anyone but himself lol.
Am I the only one who doesn't find this very appealing at all? It's even too big to look at.
This looks 'shopped in so many ways. Why do people do this to their pictures?
Michelangelo had David, he has Goliath
Wow! I would love to have a full length photo. That is one beefy David!