8 XXX : TotallyStraight

Malfunction, my ass. ...seriously. Stick that malfunction up my ass, please.
Looks more like a feature to me!!!
That is a gorgeous dick.
Is this you?
Good. God. Find him. Send him to me.
Wow. He is sexy.
Ben Zobrist?
Hmm looks like it. Probably going to have to recall the whole batch. Starting with this one ;)
Anyone know where I could, uh, buy a onesie like this? Asking for a friend
Judging by all the comments, I should of named this post wardrobe "bon" function.
That's not a malfunction - that's a feature, or, at worst, an enhancement!
One person's malfunction is another's intended feature
Come and model that for me, face to face.