8 XXX : CelebrityButts

Ladies and Gentlemen: My puberty.
definitely fapped to this maxim spread many times in my youth. what a babe she was!
An old one and still hot .. her ass was spec-fricken-tacular
I remember this was in a Sun newspaper magazine giveaway focused on celebrity bums. I used to buy the paper for my grandma every saturday morning and I stole this. My uncle, also an ass man, came by and asked where the magazine was (it was advertised on the front page of the actual newspaper) I lied and said i must have lost it. He smiled at me and let it go. I spent weeks glueing those pages together but this picture in particular was the main fuel powering my man-glue factory.
"Christina has a great ass in this pic." This is my opinion. If everyone agrees my opinion to be true, does my opinion also become a fact? Or is it still merely an opinion, just everyone's?
is it just me, or do the ripples in the water make it look like she is ripping a fart? not that that's a bad thing.