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To be honest...every lifeguard is allowed to save my life...anytime... Just sayin
Wendy Peffercorn ?
That's not a lifeguard
This has been posted SOO many times but I must say, never gets old.
Is it wrong that I want to pull that tampon string out with my teeth?
This is pretty creepy...
She can sit on my face while she's at it
Wendy Peffercorn
Michael Squints Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the *crap* out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the move on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.
Help me lifeguard I'm dying of thirst!