8 XXX : LucieWildeIsRetarded

She's as good at jumping rope as she is at sex!
I read the title in the Darkest Dungeon announcers voice. The extra dramatisation was excellent :)
Its like the intro to an "As seen on TV" product commercial where someone royally fucks up the most simple of tasks.
Source?
I feel so bad laughing at all of these titles. But I can't stop.
I feel like I'm watching an infomercial for jump roping, in which they are about to present some shit product that "revolutionizes" the way we jump rope
you think jump ropping with big boobs is simple?