8 XXX : GoneWildSmiles

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
What did the penis say to the vagina? "Don't make me cum in there".
Rodney Dangerfield went on the Prune Juice and Viagra diet. He couldn't tell if he was coming or going.
A husband comes home to find his wife in the living room with her suitcases packed. " Where the hell are you going?" He fumes. " I'm going to Vegas! You can earn $400 there for a blowjob! I figure I might as well earn money for what I do to you for free." The husband thinks for a moment and then goes upstairs. He returns with his suitcase packed. " Where are you going?" She asks. "I'm coming with you, I wanna see how you live on $800 a year?!!"
Knock Knock Who's there? You? You who? [YOOHOO! Big Summer Blowout!!](https://31.media.tumblr.com/b6dd4083e724519eeac5122b6dd7ab75/tumblr_inline_n529xu0N8w1rezi6d.png)