8 XXX : Colorslash

That's a very tempting offer, I must admit

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What heaven must be like (from r/FeelTheFemale)

gfycat.com category @darkEscapell

Successful applicants must: have good communication skills, be enthusiastic and friendly, enjoy receiving oral sex.

gfycat.com category @wholikespornstars

She must have partied until sunrise

imgur.com category @IShampooMyPubes

That couch must be very comfy.

imgur.com category @Troubled_Potato

He must be comfy

imgur.com category @alialovejoy

If you have extra range of motion, you must keep your joints limber through regular stretching, or some of that ability may be lost as you age. [HowStuffWorks, "Can you really be double-jointed?"]

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Dropped my pants

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She must keep all that water in her humps

imgur.com category @JackInHere

As soon as I dropped my pants your Mom stopped yelling at me and started worshipping me

gfycat.com category @HandyMan69

Maybe a kind stranger will give her back her dropped toy

imgur.com category @anusdestroyer4

Must be a large campus

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