8 XXX : FrogButt

Disappoint the fuck out of you because that thing is 5x bigger.
What we try and do every night Pinky - try and take over the world!
...and theeeen?
*heath ledger voice* wanna see a magic trick?
Use that dildo to stretch your asshole then pound it til I cum.
Disembowel yourself apparently, cheese and crackers
Is the dildo asking or you?
order pizza and then take pics together?
The hospital to get that removed from you?
I feel inadequate I could probably use that thing as a pillow
Holy shit you look like my ex from NJ. ??