8 XXX : nsfw_wtf

At first I thought it was just a picture of someone duct taped up like a mummy, but now I can clearly see your nuts.
We all know how this ends.
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to get toxoplasmosis of the wang!
God fucking *dammit* I love the internet!
It looks like she wrapped him in Saran Wrap first and then the duct tape. That doesn't make having a cat destroy your junk any less messed up though!and if any of you ever get bitten by a cat just go to your doctor and they'll give you antibiotics every time because a cats mouth is bacteria party; you know, since they lick their entire body clean including their kitty starfish.
*scratching post
where's my fucking laser pointer !!????
all i can think about is how long it would take to wrap someone in duct tape like that.
Considering its a space outlined in tape, shouldn't the cat be standing on him?