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They're only dildos.
I'm gonna take a stab at this. 1. "Adult toys for men" (which honestly they could be, who am I to judge) 2. Sexualizing something children love 3. Groupon
Only 8 inches. I've always imagined The Hulk's dick being bigger.
I've actually seen both of those toys in person. The Hulk one was terrifying, very thick, and made me want to buy it as a coffee table conversation starter. The Web Shooter dong was alright.
I came across the packaging of the "incredible hunk" in a wal mart parking lot once. It was way out of the ordinary considering that we don't have anyplace that would sell that type of thing in our town, plus an inordinate amount of people in this town are technologically illiterate (there's not much internet ordering going on).
I can't be the only one who also noticed the battery bar is at 69%.
and yet we wouldnt be having this discussion if this was a Black Widow pocket pussy
YUM
Spiderman cock hired a web designer. One was purchased. "SILICONE!"