8 XXX : nsfw_wtf

You know, ever since the term "confused boner" was coined, I have never had one. This post has given me my very first literally confused boner... My dick started getting hard, then it was like, "hold on... okay go ahead... wait, no... the fuck?" It's chubby right now, still doesn't know what the fuck to do. Thank you for my first ever confused boner OP.
No confused boner here, I just want to know if it's real.
That is one ambitious clit
Is this the real deal?? Or just some photoshop troll with an hermaphrodite fetish?
I love hairy genitals, by the way... doesn't need to shave a thing
Do... Do I jack it off like I would do to myself or....
What in the whore's balls and great Zeus's beard am I looking at here????
I'm betting photo shop.
The least you could do is ###Shave your Aphrodite delight. I mean seriously presentation is nearly everything.
nul boner. nil. dead inverted dick. good job tho, OP! :)