8 XXX : CheatingCaptions

Was told I should post here. My weekly bath & grass accumulated a relevant amount of "likes". [X-Post /r/Trees]

imgur.com category @probably-maybe

Nobody Told Her That Marriage Would Be This Messy

imgur.com category @BrokenWings123

Hurry up son, I told your dad I'd be gone no longer than ten minutes.

imgur.com category @CapnCaps

My new therapist (who does not know I'm a little) told me to play with this when I feel anxious. I think we're going to get along just fine.

imgur.com category @[deleted]

Was told to post this here...

imgur.com category @2marriedguys

I was told to post here, hope you enjoy ;) (f)

imgur.com category @Spankmyassredd

Girlfriend recently told me she wants a baby

imgur.com category @mrj0ker

Boyfriend told me to share my ass while riding a dildo

imgur.com category @gaykid

Do what you are told when you are told

imgur.com category @Oak_jack

I brought back this girl to my apartment, that I really liked, to have some drinks and hang out. My roommate told me to go by the store to get more beer. When I got back, they seem to be gone. Then I heard the shower going and him grunting, then a fast sl

gfycat.com category @[deleted]

While visiting my cousin out of town I hooked up with the local scumbag lawyer. I told him he had to pull out and this is what he did. I just know he'll weasel out of child support, too.

imgur.com category @bavverus

29/M/Edmonton- feeling confident and was told to come here!

imgur.com category @M0fukc1n