8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

LOL. That was great.
Shoukugeki no Soma!
I'll have what they're having.
Anime is awesome.
I've had meat once that did that to me. It was perfectly cooked, with each bite, the aromas just flowed around my mouth, giving oral sex to all my taste buds. And yes, then the inevitable mouthgasm followed. I had to look down into my table, because my friends who were with me all noticed something was off. I had tears in my eyes, I had just experienced the perfect steak for the first time in my life. I was a changed man. My virginity had been taken, without courtship, without warning. Wham bam, thank you mister. I looked up, told them I had almost sneezed and that I hate it when my nose tickles like that. Then I dabbed my eyes with my napkin and laughed. Then I went in for a second bite. Edit: Also, if anyone knows which series this is from, please let me know.
So...anyone got that recipe?
Everyone in Japan is on ecstasy
Anime is so fucking weird