8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

I want to bite down on it and move my teeth back and forth so that it makes that '^squeak ^squeak ^squeak' sound.
The thing is, how would babby work at it?
I always liked to chew on the ends of balloons. This just increases the urge.
For the first time since I subscribed to this subreddit, has my tent grown an uncomfortable size, I am confused for my sanity at this point!
Careful they might pop!
Why can't clowns do this with Balloons? or is it that's why they are happy all the time?
She could put helium and be extra perky.
That actually looks like a fun part of a sexy Halloween costume