8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

My boner isn't confused its god dam terrified
You cunts can crack a fat over anything in this sub.
Caaaan't stoooppp wwwaaaattching
/r/oddlysatisfying
I hate that this is the way this shit goes down but honestly, I would totally do that job. That shit is amazing and I would probably do that job for free. "What do you do for a living?" "YOu remember the Decepticon Devastator? Well I operate a giant robot and it fucking devastates trees. Not just devastates them... it wrecks them. I mean it's the best job ever. Holy shit you would pay me to do this for an hour."
how do you confuse a truck with wheels and a clearly visible driver for a robot?
I bet they invented those because of the minimum wage hike.
Nature, will rise against you.
Seems fitting, symbolic somehow...
Finally a post that actually belongs and isn't just fetish porn
Eat your heart out, Optimus Prime.
Shit. That was a big fucking tree.
Paul Bunyan's wet dream