8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

Sigh *Unzips labia majora*
My labia just shriveled up and died.
Wtf...
what the everlasting fuck
Noooo!!!
Man that goes slow. Should use 7zip next time.
id like to vomit all over that
/u/sheilastretch you should do this with your piercings! Would be hot if you stuffed your stretched out pussy with some items (ping pong balls?), zipped your labia together, spent some time like that, and then unzipped your labia to "give birth" to the items (ping pong balls?) Be sure to share if you do it ;)
I had a friend that laced hers like a shoe.
Source?
Now, *this* is more like it. ^^Unzips ^^dick
well i suppose this is an interesting take to maintaining chastity
Thanks but no. One of the nice things about button-fly pants is not getting Mr. Happy pinched in a zipper. Do not wish to create other opportunities.
Feels like a spacedicks post