8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

Screw Turducken. We're having ducktopus for thanksgiving
Reminded me of a graboid from the movie tremors.
weird boners for *everybody!*
nothing confusing here
Needs googley eyes.
That better be a live octopus in a dead turkey.
That's a twist on surf n turf
http://i.imgur.com/lzNT7U3.jpg
I'm gonna go with no though
Like a little Cthulhu baby
Ia, Ia, Chthulu fhtagn
What part of this was the fuckable part? And what part was added that made fucking possible not an option?
***MOST ESPECIALLY*** ~~him~~ ~~her~~ hirm!
CUTCO scissors FTW!!!
When you try to make lunch but you accidentally summon Cthulhu
I had a feeling all along.
Turkrakon