8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

Just when you've mastered the one-handed bra undo, some jackass goes and invents a VAGINA ZIPPER.
I can not even imagine how bad you would chafe your dick in there.
Not a fucking chance. Haven't you seen *There's Something About Mary*?
[Nice!](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/478/604/0b7.gif)
Well.. ain't that something?
It's like a Venus fly trap down there!
I honestly don't know why I went looking for this, but I was bored. [SOURCE](http://www.xvideos.com/video4572988/slave_m_zipper_02sd)
What the fuck.
Who is this? Is there any more of her?
I need a sauce.
Found a new place to store my supply of NOPES.
This...well its definitely appropriate for this sub.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09plvItq51rqfhi2o1_400.gif
So this is what Todd Akin was talking about.
I honestly have no idea what the fuck that is. I can only imagine it's her vagina but.......just why?
that is SOOO FUCKING GROSSSSSSSS!!!! my cock and balls would get zipped up, that would hurt!
but really, what in the actual fuck.