8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

The Cockarina of Time
First thought - splinters.
Which one did you get?
Sometimes if there's not enough livestock, growable foods and resources to make such successful empires like in the Old World, you gotta resort to shit like this.
Fun fact: Mayan women would play this as they recieved oral and then sometimes during penetration. Mayans were also known for there polygamy, mainly 3way intercourse to ensure a strong child
Those boners do look mighty confused.
http://i.imgur.com/tTc9cKQ.gif
Dear lord, of course they have to be veiny
I don't get the holes, are they recorders? They just seem like they'd scrape and get stuff stuck in them all crusty like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfcToZQaJRA relevant part is at 2:08