8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

I named my reddit account after my pet Land Snail. rip spoggy, 2008-2014
TIL you could pet snails.
It's so big
Wouldn't rubbing them like that hurt their skin?
I find this so aww because it reminds me of [this Adventure Time character](http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/0/07/Waving_Snail.png/revision/20120729225549).
What's it's slime like to wash off I wonder? Looks like he's wrist deep in it
I was waiting for the snail to puke in his hand.
Don't get it *too* excited, or you might get to learn about the wonderful world of snail love darts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart
That's more how you tease a poosey innit?